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I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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napalmwarfare:

jerryjamesstone:

http://cookingstoned.tv/blog/2014/02/food-that-magically-regrows-itself-from-kitchen-scraps/

Let’s face it, eating well is expensive… or it can be. Buying produce that is either organically (or biodynamically grown) is not cheap. But ingesting pesticide residue is anything but ideal.

Luckily, you can shave a few bucks off your grocery bill by growing a few of those staples from your diet. Best part, it is much easier than you think! You don’t need seeds or anything fancy. You can simply use kitchen scraps from your next meal. How great is that!

Everyone should honestly know this.

ba da bing

I do this with my onions and potatoes

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yourroyalpenis:

fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This should be a PSA. Raise your children well. 



HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT. OR DRINK. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS.

yourroyalpenis:

fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This should be a PSA. Raise your children well. 

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT. OR DRINK. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS.

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